The Zen Cabin

Appeaser? I hardly know her! It’s Friday Night Drinking Club!

Hello, you fabulous wannabe Nazi appeasers!

[Hi, Rip!]

Wait a minute… wasn’t it just a few short years ago that we were emboldeners? Is this a promotion or a demotion?

I swear, I can’t keep up with the new Personnel policies in this country. Emboldeners, sympathizers, appeasers, traitors, KKKlanners, sexists, racists… I’m going broke, buying new business cards! If I didn’t know better, I’d swear that people were just changing things for the sake of PR. Shit, pretty soon they’ll be calling us Associates and… huh!

Anyhoo - it’s Friday night and that can only mean one thing.

I picked up a bottle of Templeton because a friend gave me a hell of deal on it. I’m not a whiskey drinker, usually, but… half a glass of TR with a couple ice cubes, give ‘em some time to get to know each other and mmmm… It’s an Iowa distillery making small batches - with love. If you’re a fan of the Rye, send me an e-mail and I’ll see if I can get some to you.

Take Your Whiskey Home - Van Halen

Back with more in a bit.

- And a 12-pack, back -

Space - Beta Band
Six Days - DJ Shadow w/ Mos Def
Everything You Did - Steely Dan
Walking Through a Wasted Land - Richard Thompson
Alone - Ben Harper
River Is Waiting - John Fogerty
So You Don’t Love Me - Curtis Mayfield
Freeze Frame - Less Than Jake
Southern Cross - Crosby Stills & Nash
Another Somebody Done Somebody Wrong Song - BJ Thomas
Givin’ the Dog a Bone - AC/DC
Better Luck - Scissor Sisters

And here’s the Random 12 + bonus track zip, so you can make friends and influence people. If you don’t download this music, you’re an appeaser - a common appeaser!

- I was the troubled boy, looking for a double dare -

Midnight Blue - Lou Graham

Scooter and I saw Foreigner, a few years back, and Lou blew my mind. Seriously - he still had hella pipes, some 25 years later. Anyhoo - just feeling some nostalgia and thought I’d share.

- Where did that Fantasy Girl Go? -

If I’d Been the One - 38 Special

10,000 quatloos if you know who the young lady is. I gotta tell ya - some of these male celebrities don’t know how good they have it. Jeebus…

- I got the patience of a chopping block -

Trip Like I Do - Filter / Crystal Method

Dig it!

Rip -

Sometimes it’s ok to wet your pants

Suck it, O’Reilly!

Lmao

Rip -

Don’t take the red, white and blue acid!

Some idiot Republican:

In a speech in the heart of Ohio, a major battleground state in the fall election, Mr. McCain set forth a sweeping, extraordinarily positive vision of what the world will look like 2013, when he says he will have been in the White House for four years.

“By January 2013, America has welcomed home most of the servicemen and women who have sacrificed terribly so that America might be secure in her freedom,’’ Mr. McCain said at the Columbus Convention Center. “The Iraq War has been won. Iraq is a functioning democracy, although still suffering from the lingering effects of decades of tyranny and centuries of sectarian tension. Violence still occurs, but it is spasmodic and much reduced.’’

Umm, the war was “won” in May of 2003, Mr. McCain.

Read the fucking banner, Old Man!!

Rip -

Four more years! Four more years!

I stumbled across this quote, via Atrios, this morning:

WASHINGTON — The Republican defeat in a special Congressional contest in Mississippi sent waves of apprehension across an already troubled party Wednesday, with some senior Republicans urging Congressional candidates to distance themselves from President Bush to head off what could be heavy losses in the fall.

I’m sorry, fellas.   But my memory is sharper than that.  Why, I can remember all the way back to last week.

House Republicans will hold a rally with President Bush on Wednesday morning, with all 199 members invited to 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. to show solidarity with the president, according to GOP sources.

Fuck every one of you corrupt sheisters and moral cowards.  Here’s to the greatest ass-kicking the Republican Party has ever known!  May you all be voted out and spend the rest of your days in poverty and despair.  Fuck.  You.

Rip -

Watch it, that’s why!

This popped into my head.  Watch. Laugh. Live.

Rip -